"I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey."

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Harland Williams

#Thinking Quotes #Saws Quotes #Would Be Quotes

“Old school Janet Jackson is always good. I usually go old school, it's very rare that I pick a song from nowadays.”

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“A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch on a railroad track-an inch between wreck and smooth-rolling prosperity.”
“Gymnastics is my whole life, and I dream of going to the Olympics and being a world champ.”
“Even through your hardest days, remember we are all made of stardust.”
“I use myself for each part. Naturally, it's my body, it's my soul, it's my feelings. That's the only way I know how to work. I couldn't pretend.”
“The protagonist of folktale is always, and intensely, a young person moving through ordeals into adult life. . . . and this is why there are no wicked stepchildren in the tales.”
“All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.”
“My father, who was from a wealthy family and highly educated, a lawyer, Yale and Columbia, walked out with the benefit of a healthy push from my mother, a seventh grade graduate, who took a typing course and got a secretarial job as fast as she could.”

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