"Whether it's playing catch or going to the weight room, you've just got to blend in and introduce yourself as you go along."

“The most fruitful and worthwhile thing I have ever done has been to teach.”

“My position is that you do not have to practice a religion in order to have a religion.”

“The world has a way of undermining complex plans. This is particularly true in fast moving environments. A fast moving environment can evolve more quickly than a complex plan can be adapted to it. By the time you have adapted, the target has changed.”

“The clothes are so cute. On little kids .. it's so cute with accessories and little details.”

“In a time of darkness, you don't curse the darkness, you light a candle.”

“Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it”

Source : "Evel Knievel: What I've Learned" by Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. November 30, 2007.

“I stand with Charlie Hebdo, as we all must, to defend the art of satire, which has always been a force for liberty and against tyranny, dishonesty and stupidity.”

“Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we've been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it.”