"I am wearing a size 28 Paige Jeans. Jeans don't lie, and I am just happy!"

-- Ricki Lake

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“The greatest architect and the one most needed is hope.”
“Moral self-infatuation has its own corruptions, after all. With time, almost every other principle of the magazine acquired an ironic echo, a sort of cackling aftermath.”

Source : Renata Adler (1999). “Gone: The Last Days of the New Yorker”
“My friends ... they usually rib me about how I just sleep in and watch Oprah and that I don't really have a proper job. I've given up arguing now, so I just agree with them, even though half the time I realise I've started work before they have. Still, it's best to keep the romantic idea alive. If they call around midday and ask if they woke me, I always say yes.”
“The interesting thing is that there are so few important decisions. You don't have to go in the "right" direction. You don't have to enter the "right" business. What you have to do is have made a decision as to what you're going to do and then you just have to figure out how to succeed at it.”
“Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.”
“Everybody's a complex person. Everybody. Everybody's nuanced.”
“The ambitious will always be first in the crowd; he presseth forward, he looketh not behind him. More anguish is it to his mind to see one before him, than joy to leave thousands at a distance”
“Infants, I note with envy, are receptive to enjoyment in a degree not attained by adults this side of the new Jerusalem.”

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