"I always assumed that at some point I would have to quit making jokes, get a real job and do something meaningful and productive that would actually benefit society. Fortunately this never happened."

-- Dave Barry

#Meaningful Quotes #Jobs Quotes #Real Quotes

“At the end of the Beatles, I really was done in for the first time in my life. Until then, I really was a kind of cocky sod.”
“I let God be the judge and I believe that we worship a just and fair God who won't punish innocent people unnecessarily.”
“It is the fortunate who should extol fortune.”

Source : "Torquato Tasso". Play by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Act II, scene III, line 115, 1790.
“I figure if it's turns out well the film will have its own momentum and will carry into the video release. So it's hard to really picture the DVD version when I'm in production.”
“Bring me a cup of tea and the 'Times.'”
“Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At some point, I'll forget that I ever worked with Peter Cook, I suppose, and Alan Bennett and Jonathan Miller.”

Source : Interview with Giles Smith, www.independent.co.uk. October 14, 1995.
“When you choose positive thoughts over negative ones, you are more likely to develop an optimistic outlook on life.”
“The whole system of society tells you what to do.”

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