"This card comes with best wishes for a day that's fun all through, a day of love and laughter especially for you."

“The vast majority of English folk cannot and will not consider a picture as a picture, apart from any story which it may be supposed to tell.”

“Maybe love was a myth anyhow, a brew of hormones and fantasy, evolution's way of getting men and women together long enough for them to procreate,back in the day when girls got pregnant at twelve, were pregnant or nursing for the next twenty years, and were dead of the plague by forty.”

“We need a little more fun and that comes with winning.”

“Even God cannot make two times two not make four.”

Source : "A Sociobiology Compendium: Aphorisms, Sayings, Aside". Book by Delbert D. Thiessen, p. 18, 1998.

“more you drink more you want”

“When I was a kid I never learned to play. I actually got in bands through watching people play and copying them.”

“To spend 36 hours or 48 hours of my life binge-watching something seems insane to me.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

“Being around people with whom you feel a connection, on many levels, not just a professional one, is very relaxing. Your ears are more open to someone who is not a cantankerous bastard.”