"The U.N. Security Council did not to condemn the Qana massacre, due to the U.S. veto."

“I'm a big woman. I need big hair.”

“The fastidious are unfortunate: nothing can satisfy them. [Lat., Les delicats sont malheureux, Rien ne saurait les satisfaire.]”

“Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.”

“A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?”

“The truth is forced upon us, very quickly, by a foe.”

“Surprise is the enemy of prudence.”

“As long as a man is alive and out of hell, he cannot have any cause to complain.”

“People are not perfect... very often the relationships that are strongest are those where people have worked through big crises, but they've had to work through them. So the challenge to us is to work through that.”

Source : "Reviving the love Labour's lost" by Jackie Ashley, www.theguardian.com. September 28, 2003.