"I'm saying that I lived too long. You want them to actually miss you [...] I truly believe there exists some combination of words. There must exist certain words in a certain specific order that can explain all of this, but with her I just can't ever seem to find them."

“The greatest thing a man can do for himself is to marry someone who is infinitely better than he is. And that's exactly what I did.”

Source : David Finch (2012). “The Journal of Best Practices: A Memoir of Marriage, Asperger Syndrome, and One Man's Quest to Be a Better Husband”, p.224, Simon and Schuster

“I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.”

“Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.”

Source : "Legends/ Marty Feldman: Six Degrees of Separation". Documentary, Music, BBC Wales, March 2008.

“I have been unusually blessed in that I've been allowed to pursue two strands of a career that both delight me and seem to please the public.”

“Conservative evangelicals don't want government support for our faith, because we believe God created all consciences free and a state-coerced act of worship isn't acceptable to God. Moreover, we believe the gospel isn't in need of state endorsement or assistance. Wall Street may need government bailouts but the Damascus Road never does.”

“I find it a turnoff whenever men aren't into some kind of sport. And, no, video games don't count. I dated a guy who was into video games, and I wanted to shoot myself.”

“O SON OF MAN! For everything there is a sign. The sign of love is fortitude under My decree and patience under My trials.”

“Memory is dialogic and arises not only from direct experience but from the intercourse of many minds.”