"Love is the only thing that you can give and give and give and never run out of; it is also the only thing that, the more you give, the more you have."

“I did it a little bit in college, but now I've been doing it more. But yeah, it's not, I think you can definitely have a sense of humour about it. Like a lot of the time I'll finish my set with 'Sandstorm' by Darude - do you know that song? That's a funny song. People also go apeshit when you play it. But at the same time, it's not like the whole thing is a joke.”

“Imagination inspires you to look at everything with fresh eyes, as though you had just come forth from a dark tunnel into the light of day. Imagination becomes for you a magic lamp with which to search the darkness of the unknown, that you may discover new goals or chart more productive paths to old goals.”

“Loving yourself is a willingness to be in the same space with your own creations. How contracted would you become if you try to withdraw from your own ideas? Loving yourself is not a matter of building your ego. Egotism is proving you are worthwhile after you have sunk into hating yourself. Loving yourself will dissolve your ego: you will feel no need to prove you are superior.”

Source : "The Lazy Man's Guide to Enlightenment".

“I kind of do high-low style a lot.”

“Give me a chance, says Stupid, and I will show you. Ten to one he has had his chance already, and neglected it.”

“It's the cliches that cause the trouble. A precise emotion seeks a precise expression.”

“Judaism is a conspiracy against all races.”

“I will believe in the 500-channel world only when I see it.”