"It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it."

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Stephen Leacock

#Lying Quotes #Heaven Quotes #Forgiving Quotes

“To say that an idea is fashionable is to say, I think, that is has been adulterated to a point where it is hardly an idea at all.”
“Johnny, can't you come out to play in your empty garden?”
“We started the AIDS virus. We are only able to maintain our level of living by making sure that Third World people live in grinding poverty.”
“Helplessness is your best prayer. It calls from your heart to the heart of God with greater effect than all your uttered pleas.”
“I really was kind of like a musical nerd. I would watch VH1's 'Behind The Music.' That was heavy when I was a kid. I would sit up and want to watch that all day instead of going outside sometimes.”
“I don't really know what I'm ever looking for, it's kind of like whatever happens to resonate at the time with me.”

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“You nine daughters of Jupiter, sisters of one heart.”
“Creationists reject Darwin's theory of evolution on the grounds that it is just a theory. This is a valid criticism: evolution is indeed merely a theory, albeit one with ten billion times more credence than the theory of creationism - although, to be fair, the theory of creationism is more than just a theory. It's also a fairy story. And children love fairy stories, which is presumably why so many creationists are keen to have their whimsical gibberish taught in schools.”

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