"Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it."

-- Dave Barry

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“As the bull market goes on, people who take great risks achieve great rewards, seemingly without punishment. It's like crime without punishment or sex without sin.”

Source : "Ron Chernow is the author of 'The House of Morgan' and 'The Warburgs'". Frontline Interview, www.pbs.org.
“You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.”
“I believe every single woman could accomplish what I've accomplished.”
“Learn to convert the discomfort of discipline into the satisfaction of personal growth.”
“Jeremy, are we going to play your games?”
“I don't think that either self-deprecation or self-aggrandizement is among the defining qualities of an artist... Beethoven could have been forgiven if his symphonies had gone to his head. Gretchaninoff could also be forgiven if his Dobrinya Nikititch went to his head. But neither one could be forgiven for writing a piece that was amoral, servile, the work of a flunky.”
“I’m a basketball player, not a monk.”
“Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you.”

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