"Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes."

-- Jules Renard

#People Quotes #Waste Quotes #Boring Quotes

“God bless the potholes on Memory Lane.”
“We tell our triumphs to the crowds, but our own hearts are the sole confidants of our sorrows.”
“The Founders intended only to prevent the establishment of a single national denomination, not to restrain public religious expressions.”

Source : David Barton (2013). “Original Intent: The Courts, the Constitution, and Religion”, p.24, BookBaby
“There are more than 100 million African women who go topless at some point in the day, each and every day, to honor both God and our ancestors. So being in a country like America where nothing is hated more than the image of the black woman, even by black people'because her womb produces the black man and makes us black'I find it of grave importance to implement African images, and especially to produce media images that acknowledge the sexual power and fertility of black women.”
“Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.”
“Let those who think the soul is shallow rail, They must be warned before they dare to leap They'll plunge into the twilight depths where sweep In ceaseless thirst great teeth too swift to fail.”
“This is what I like about life at sea. Itâ€™s one long voyage of discovery. Solid water! What will they think of next? Hopefully a pony who solves crimes.”

Source : Gideon Defoe (2012). “The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists: Reissued”, p.12, A&C Black
“Vigorous writing is concise.”

Source : The Elements of Style ch. 2 (1918)

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