"Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another."

-- George Carlin

#Needs Quotes #Ovation Quotes #Corny Quotes

“If people are saying you’re wrong that’s probably a good sign that you’re a genius.”
“I hate and love. And why, perhaps youâ€™ll ask. I donâ€™t know: but I feel, and Iâ€™m tormented.”
“I said to my doctor, 'You gotta testme, there's something wrong with me that I would be behaving this way.'”
“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
“The history of the bow and arrow is the history of mankind”
“Lara walked along the tracks following a path worn by pilgrims and then turned into the fields. Here she stopped and, closing her eyes, took a deep breath of the flower-scented air of the broad expanse around her. It was dearer to her than her kin, better than a lover, wiser than a book. For a moment she rediscovered the purpose of her life. She was here on earth to grasp the meaning of its wild enchantment and to call each thing by its right name, or, if this were not within her power, to give birth out of love for life to successors who would do it in her place.”
“I can't believe how some of the most unfortunate people in the world can be the happiest.It's just so enlightening to me.”
“[Jews were] fomenting a general plague on the whole world.”

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