"I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic."

-- Godfrey

#Kind Quotes #Comic Quotes

“So when people go to the park this summer, they are not going to have the same quality of a visit. There is not going to be a ranger out on the trail to tell them about the important cultural and historic areas within the Olympic National Park.”
“Of all the calamities to which humanity is subject, none is so dreadful as insanity. ... All experience shows that insanity seasonably treated is as certainly curable as a cold or a fever.”
“I would consider myself a perfectionist, yeah. I don't think that is always that helpful, either. Sometimes it's good to be a little more open-minded; you can overthink things when things are actually fine, and it's that moment that you lose it. Looking back, sometimes I've made mistakes from being a perfectionist.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“It wouldn't have occurred to me that while this old white man, which is to say me, was voting for Hillary Clinton, white women were choosing an overt misogynist [Donald Trump] over the first woman president. Someone will have to explain that one to me someday.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“You're put in certain situations and it kind of opens up those doors and it opens up your eyes to realize what your true calling was.”
“In order to make any permanent changes, you have to be willing. Willing to see things differently. Willing to experience new ideas. Willing to listen to the people who cheered you on rather than ones who echoed your fears.”

Source : FaceBook post by Rhonda Britten from Oct 02, 2015
“In turning from the smaller instruments in frequent use to the larger and more important machines, the economy arising from the increase of velocity becomes more striking.”

Source : Charles Babbage (1832). “On the Economy of Machinery and Manufactures”, p.26
“One of the best lessons I learned early is that not everything in life is about you. It is about service. If you want trips and excessive gifts, then don't get into public service.”

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