"When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he'd better be very good if he's going to make a life of it."

-- Vir Das

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“We are not the reason the gospel works; the gospel is the reason the gospel works.”
“People don't work in factories, [they aren't] big muscular guys. The working class is flabby because they're sitting in front of a computer all day, but it's still their labor being extracted.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“The last thinkg I want to do is spend the rest of my life pretending to be 17 or 27. Now it's pretty interesting to me to see what can be said in the point of view of where I am now.”
“I have a scar on my forehead and the bangs were an attempt to cover that. Life sort of pushed a hair change on me, which has actually been really fun to play with. It does add a little bit of maintenance, but I have a teeny-tiny flat iron that I bought on Amazon for $20 and that has been my lifesaver. Even if all I do to get out the door is flat iron my bangs, I feel like I'm good to go.”

Source : Source: www.marieclaire.com
“The status quo helps liberals. We're going to change the country.”
“When we have an effort made at sanctions involving many other nations it has a potential of greater impact on Russia and discouraging Putin.”

Source : Source: www.cbsnews.com
“I believe a lot in destiny and I think that if something didn't happen, it was for a reason.”

Source : "Didier Drogba: 'Having a stadium named after me is historic'". Interview with David Hytner, www.theguardian.com. October 1, 2010.
“To this day, I have the most fond memories of some of my old toys.”

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