"I've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close."

-- Dave Barry

#Children Quotes #Birth Quotes #Given Quotes

“Women are from their very infancy debarred those advantages with the want of which they are aftewards reproached, and nursed up in those vices which will hereafter be upbraided to them. So partial are men as to expect bricks when they afford no straw ...”

Source : 1694 A Serious Proposal to the Ladies For the Advancement of their True and Greatest Interest,'By a Lover of Her Sex', pt.1.
“When you see big people, they expect them to wobble or something. The whole feeling of bigger people in this country is so negative. This works for me.”

Source : Source: www.blackfilm.com
“Ironically, xenophobic nationalists are utilizing the benefits of globalization.”
“Yet another proposal would have us rocket the waste into the sun, but, as you're probably aware, about one in ten of our space shots doesn't quite make it out of the earth's gravitational field.”
“There were times in my career I went a little further than I wanted because of expectations. Doing certain things onstage when children were in the audience, wearing certain clothes, singing certain lyrics.”
“People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are.”
“The more Chaotic I am, the more complete I am.”
“Only just the right quantum of wit should be put into a book; in conversation a little excess is allowable.”

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