"Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally."

-- Eddie Griffin

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“It is perhaps accurate ... to describe the Daschle proposals as being 'Sex, Lies and No Videotape,' ... We insisted on a complete search for the truth, on the ability for the Senate to decide whether or not video presentations of these witnesses will be permitted on the floor of the Senate.”
“Ralph Lauren and Valentino have a lot of common. Ralph Lauren was one of the first really to put himself at the center of the story, and Valentino was even earlier.”
“Some is more equal than others, as is well known. It ain't that your majority is outnumbered, you're just out-surrounded.”

Source : "Pogo". Comic strip by Walt Kelly, 1948 - 1975.
“Thank you for the sacrifices you and your families are making. Our Vietnam Veterans have taught us that no matter what are positions may be on policy, as Americans and patriots, we must support all of our soldiers with our thoughts and our prayers.”
“I'm a massive fan of Drake, and we walked right past him. He's too cool to be clapping One Direction though.”
“To me there's no difference between writing YA and adult except that in YA I make the book a little shorter and the protagonists are teens. The difference is in the readers.”
“The Adlerians, in the name of "individual psychology," take the side of society against the individual. ... Adler's later thought succumbs to the worst of his earlier banalization. It is conventional, practical, and moralistic. "Our science ... is based on common sense." Common sense, the half-truths of a deceitful society, is honored as the honest truths of a frank world.”
“The argument of the broken window pane is the most valuable argument in modern politics.”

Source : Quoted in George Dangerfield, The Strange Death of Liberal England (1936)

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