"My mom on Pitbull: 'I'm glad he's a star, b/c if he wasn't and I just saw him on the street I'd think he was going to steal from me.'"

-- Sasheer Zamata

#Mom Quotes #Stars Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Virtue which shuns, the day.”
“Glorifying violence is terrible. Simulating sex is nothing - it's something so impersonal really.”
“It ainâ€™t wilderness unless thereâ€™s a critter out there that can kill you and eat you.”
“Crime and the fear of crime have permeated the fabric of American life.”
“To each his own way and his own prayer. God does not take us at our word. He looks deep into our hearts. It is not the ceremonies or rituals that make a difference, but whether our hearts are sufficiently pure or not.”
“The Shadow had no imagination. He neither looked at naked women nor thought of ridding the world of dictators like Hitler or Mussolini.”
“This famous quote hangs over my desk, as well as the desks of many people with the hubris and optimism to believe they can change the world for the better. It seems implausible, yet time and again history has proven it true. Virtually every major shift in cultural history can trace its origins to the work of a small group, often gathered around an innovative thinker or body of thought.”
“Every decision to act is an intuitive one. The challenge is to migrate from hoping it's the right choice to trusting it's the right choice.”

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