"I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is."

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Source : Twitter post from Apr 4, 2012

Steve Martin

#Yesterday Quotes #Firsts Quotes #Today Quotes

“I had read enough mediocre scripts and was determined not to inflict another one on the world.”
“People gonna be they own individuals and have they own worlds and I can't knock it.”
“When I model, I pretty much blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work.”

Source : "Dumb Celebrity Quotes" by Austin Silver, www.askmen.com.
“I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality, and it isn't going to work for women.”
“I'm a fan of good horror movies.”
“We find that the manager, particularly at senior levels, is overburdened with work. With the increasing complexity of modern organizations and their problems, he is destined to become more so. He is driven to brevity, fragmentation, and superficiality in his tasks, yet he cannot easily delegate them because of the nature of his information.”
“Staples are only good if they truly suit our lifestyle.”
“We're lost, but we're making good time.”

Source : The Yogi Book (1998)

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