"Just watching people who come from a stand-up background is different from watching people who come from an improv or sketch background."

“But nothing has replaced the writer. He or she is still stuck with the same old job of saying something that other people will want to read.”

“Movements of people create change - not just any one person or organization, but when lots of people are in motion around a shared vision.”

Source : "'An incredible container for transformation'". The Believer interview, logger.believermag.com. May 9, 2014.

“I'm creating my niche. My niche is going to be "shirtless guy."”

Source : Source: collider.com

“The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure it has plenty of Earthworms toiling and moiling all day so that you can sit down and relax.”

“If I ever leave this place- I'll make sure I'm better HERE first.”

“You can't be an entrepreneur and work in a public company anymore.”

“Never make the blunder of trying to forecast the way God is going to answer your prayer.”

“I still have a crush on Johnny Depp, and I literally only started dating my husband because he looked like Johnny Depp - and he knows that. We've been together for twelve years, and he still looks like Johnny Depp.”