"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

“Nothing is less productive than to make more efficient what should not be done at all.”

“Let parents bequeath to their children not riches, but the spirit of reverence.”

“If P=NP, then the world would be a profoundly different place than we usually assume it to be. There would be no special value in “creative leaps,” no fundamental gap between solving a problem and recognizing the solution once it's found. Everyone who could appreciate a symphony would be Mozart; everyone who could follow a step-by-step argument would be Gauss; everyone who could recognize a good investment strategy would be Warren Buffett.”

Source : "Reasons to Believe". Personal blog post, www.scottaaronson.com. September 04, 2006.

“I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both.”

Source : Catherine Helen Spence, Susan Magarey, Maryan Beams (2005). “Ever Yours, C.H. Spence: Catherine Helen Spence's An Autobiography (1825-1910), Diary (1894) and Some Correspondence (1894-1910)”, p.45, Wakefield Press

“Never quit, you have to resist to the utmost. 'Til you drop, like a Samurai”

“I never really feel like I'm sure a film's gonna happen until I'm maybe halfway through.”

Source : Source: collider.com

“Sustained success means making the greatest possible impact over the longest period of time”

“The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.”