"I want to give people jobs and put them on great shows. I want to create careers for people."

“If there was not one man Adam and one woman Eve, and a literal event of the one man Adam taking the fruit in rebellion and thus bringing sin and death into world, then one may as well throw the rest of the Bible away.”

“there is clearly a kind of anger that is healthy. It is the concentration of one's whole being in the determination: this must change.”

“When the legend becomes fact, print the legend,”

Source : "Newbomb Turk And The Arc Of Incomparable Comic Robert Wuhl! Podcast Interview". Interview with Bob Andelman, mrmedia.com. July 03, 2007.

“The caste system, in all its various forms, is always based on identifiable physical characteristics - sex, color, age.”

“Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.”

“Stamina is the force that drives the drumming; it's not really a sprint.”

“If you raise taxes during a recession, you head to depression.”

“Being joyful is a choice.”

Source : "Jonathan Jackson: On Gratitude, Forgiveness, and Genuine Prayer". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. September 9, 2014.