Movie Critic famous quotes

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

If you look at, you know, the limitations of creating new products, you're only limited by the technology that you have to work with.

I've waited almost 10 months for this revenge, I know I deserve it.

My grandmother thinks it's really funny to put all sorts of things in our - my lunch. I never know what'll be inside: e.e. cummings, flower petals, a handful of buttons. She seems to have lost sight of the original purpose of the brown bag." - Lennie "Or maybe she thinks other forms of nourishment are more important." - Joe

When you are getting beat to death, get your head out of the mixer.

A happy love is full of quarrels, you know.

I think that's what makes life interesting - the evolution of getting older, and it's kinda fascinating to me, the whole process.

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.

Storytelling is very important. It is through context and relations that we understand the importance of human dignity. The concept means nothing as an abstraction. It's important for us to understand why people do the things they do, including the monsters - the suicide bomber and the war criminal. Understanding is not acceptance. Understanding is exploring the human psyche. If we want to put an end to violence, we need to have the sort of conversation I had with the teenage suicide bomber.

A moment of silence, please, for the lost art of shutting up.