Motivational Softball famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Thank God I got the rejects. These animals are very, very affectionate.

  • And here I always thought morality was useless

  • You find this watered-down enlightenment sold in mass quantity at yoga studios, high-priced shamanism retreats, DJ-fueled Ecstatic Dance parties, ayahuasca ceremonies, and self-empowerment seminars. There's a hope for a quick fix - if only we have the money and right drugs for it.

  • The haiku that reveals seventy to eighty percent of its subject is good. Those that reveal fifty to sixty percent, we never tire of.

  • the tigers have found me and I do not care.

  • Painting and music were the only things I worked at industriously and faithfully.

  • Ask the young. They know everything.

  • I have never met a dog I couldn't help; however, I have met humans who weren't willing to change.

  • When I was sixteen I was pretending to be Charlie Musselwhite. I had a long raincoat on, my hair slicked back, and the shades.

  • My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.