Merle Haggard famous quotes

The only thing that I miss lately in all music is somebody that will put out a melody that you can whistle. It doesn't seem like there's anything happening like that.
-- Merle Haggard

#Missing You #Music Is #Melody

Running down on a way of life our fighting men have fought and died to keep. If you don't love it, leave it.
-- Merle Haggard

#Running #Fighting #Men

I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Really some pretty girls, but I don't know about the music.
-- Merle Haggard

#Girl #Video #Looks

It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car.
-- Merle Haggard

#Song #Car #Sound

I'll tell you what the public likes more than anything, it's the most rare commodity in the world - honesty.
-- Merle Haggard

#Honesty #Likes #World

I can't really say why everyone loves Bob Wills' music, but I have yet to meet a person who didn't like it.
-- Merle Haggard

#Bob #One Love #Persons

I think I'm most proud of my family right now. I'm more into that then I've ever been. It also gives a new area to draw from in creativity with my songs.
-- Merle Haggard

#Song #Creativity #Thinking

In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision than there's available... in America right now.
-- Merle Haggard

#America #Prison #1960s

It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want. It makes more money.
-- Merle Haggard

#Money #Giving #People

To be part of what you're singing about is somewhat painful. You've got to climb inside it all.
-- Merle Haggard

#Country #Singing #Painful

There's a rumor that there may be an attempt at organizing a possible script for a series on my life, which, when you look at my police record, you'd have to have more than one hour to tell the story.
-- Merle Haggard

#Police #Rumor #Stories

The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking with waste the creek that runs through my property. There's certain times of day that the cowboys like to send them turds down the river. Them f**kers piss me off. if you gotta mess up the ecology of the world in order to raise a bunch of cows, well eat somethin else. I'm not a fan of the cowboys.
-- Merle Haggard

#Running #Cowboy #Order

The one true friend I thought I'd found, tonight the bottle let me down.
-- Merle Haggard

#Friendship #True Friend #Tonight

They shaved a little piece of bone off my small toe. You see, you balance yourself a certain way and this toe had grown under the other ones. So he cut it loose, where I could balance myself and it makes me walk straight.
-- Merle Haggard

#Cutting #Balance #Pieces

We're bar room buddies and we're the best kind, nobody messes with that friend of mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, bar room buddy of mine.
-- Merle Haggard

#Friendship #Rooms #Bars

Despite of all my Sunday learnin', toward the bad I kept turning.
-- Merle Haggard

#Sunday #Evil

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.
-- Merle Haggard

#Alcohol #Drug #Wish

Staring at the world through the bottom of a glass, all I see is a man who's fading fast.
-- Merle Haggard

#Men #Glasses #Alcohol

The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command.
-- Merle Haggard

#Alcohol #Drug #Bottles

When I grew up there wasn't air-conditioning or anything of that nature, and this old car had a wall thickness of about ten inches. So we had a little warmer house in the winter and a little cooler in the summer.
-- Merle Haggard

#Summer #Wall #Winter

When you get to readin' about where the music and John Steinbeck and all those people like that come from, the further you go the more interesting it becomes.
-- Merle Haggard

#People #Interesting

I had some surgery on my feet, which has helped my back some.
-- Merle Haggard

#Feet #Surgery

I haven't had any problems with my back since I got the foot surgery.
-- Merle Haggard

#Feet #Problem #Surgery

I've got two families.
-- Merle Haggard

#Two

At my age, I don't buy but a half a loaf of bread, you know?
-- Merle Haggard

#Age #Bread #Half

I've always known that I was a gifted person. ... I've always felt like I would be punished, severely, if I didn't continue to make use of that gift. It's very important that you don't let the muscle get flabby. It's really hard, as an old human being, to press as much weight as you pressed when you were a kid.
-- Merle Haggard

#Kids #Writing #Important

It's been said that Bill Gates has come up with something that'll be released in December that's gonna put a lid on counterfeiting. If that's a fact then it's really interesting to own your own product - with all the potential methods of downloading.
-- Merle Haggard

#Interesting #Bills #Facts

'Cause I was already a smoker, it was easy to get addicted. The one thing that they don't teach you about ***** is how addictive it is.
-- Merle Haggard

#Marijuana #Causes #Easy

Read about some squirrelly guy who claims that he just don't believe in fighting, and I wonder how long the rest of us can count on being free.
-- Merle Haggard

#Song #Believe #Fighting

I think it was Tommy who told me, 'When your song is called 'XYZ' or whatever, every line has got to make sense against your title.' He showed me little methods of proving to yourself whether the line belongs, and ways of finding out whether you were able to get more out of a line if you tried.
-- Merle Haggard

#Song #Thinking #Lines

There's been periods of broadcasts in the past where you could see all ages of entertainers, ranging from George Burns to Shirley Temple. That's not the condition now.
-- Merle Haggard

#Past #Age #Temples

We need to have music that contributes to the well-being of the spirit. Music that cradles people's lives and makes things a little easier. That's what I try to do, and what I want to do. You don't want to close the door on hope.
-- Merle Haggard

#Writing #Doors #People

I was 48-years old before anybody talked me into it for medicinal purposes, instead of some of these drugs that they give you that will lead you to heart surgery and things of that nature.
-- Merle Haggard

#Heart #Years #Giving

I've got one young family by the first wife, with four children.
-- Merle Haggard

#Children #Wife #Firsts

There's two or three kids out there trying to make good music, and the rest of them sound like it's been strained through some kind of white toast or something. It all sounds just too neat and perfect, with no surprise to it at all. No story, no nothing. It's like building cars, like an assembly line. It doesn't sound like anything that came from a guitar.
-- Merle Haggard

#Kids #Guitar #Two

I don't think there's ever been a friendly divorce.
-- Merle Haggard

#Divorce #Thinking #Friendly

I'm just writin' about my little ol' love affair.
-- Merle Haggard

#Littles #Affair #Love Affair

And there's some Latino music I like, and some reggae music.
-- Merle Haggard

#Reggae #Latino #Reggae Music

My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.
-- Merle Haggard

#Years #Wife #Together

I probably wouldn't even be here now if it weren't for chiropractic
-- Merle Haggard

#Be Here Now #Chiropractic

By the time you get close to the answers, it's nearly all over.
-- Merle Haggard

#Answers

We don't smoke ***** in Muskogee, we don't take trips on LSD. We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street, we like living right and free.
-- Merle Haggard

#Marijuana #Alcohol #Drug

Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!
-- Merle Haggard

#Thinking #Drug #Want

It makes my wife mad, you know, she wants me to stay home all the time. But its what I've done all my life and I think when I quit doing it I'll probably go away pretty quick.
-- Merle Haggard

#Home #Thinking #Mad

My 10 year old son likes it. He's trying to play guitar and everything. He likes that kind of music.
-- Merle Haggard

#Son #Years #Play

This is America. We're proud. We're not afraid of a bunch of terrorists. But this government is all about terror alerts and scaring us at airports. We're changing the Constitution out of fear. We spend all our time looking up each other's dresses. Fear's the only issue the Republican Party has. Vote for them, or the terrorists will win. That's not what Reagan was about. I hate to think about our soldiers over in Iraq fighting for a country that's slipping away.
-- Merle Haggard

#Country #Hate #Party

There's two kind of cherries, and two kind of fairies, and two kind of mothers I'm told.
-- Merle Haggard

#Mother #Reality #Two

A house without love ain't a home.
-- Merle Haggard

#Home #House

No, it's not love, but it's not bad.
-- Merle Haggard

#Endearment

Hey, hey, the working man, the working man like me. I ain't never been on welfare, that's one place I won't be.
-- Merle Haggard

#Work #Men #Hey

Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.
-- Merle Haggard

#Cost #Reason #Divorced

Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.
-- Merle Haggard

#Song #Drunk #Attention

Stop rolling down hill like a snow ball headed for hell.
-- Merle Haggard

#Evil #Snow #Balls

Before the Beatles and yesterday, when a man could still work and still would.
-- Merle Haggard

#Men #Yesterday #Stills

Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.
-- Merle Haggard

#Family #Causes #Blame

I'm proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee, a place where even squares can have a ball. We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse and white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.
-- Merle Haggard

#White #Squares #Balls

The Captain just gave us our orders, and Mom we must carry them through. I'll finish this letter first chance I get, but for now I'll just say I love you.
-- Merle Haggard

#Mom #Love You #Order

Diana Krall knocks me out. I like jazz and I like her simple approach.
-- Merle Haggard

#Simple #Jazz #Diana

Everybody likes Johnny Cash. I think the sad part of it is his health is givin' him problems.
-- Merle Haggard

#Thinking #Likes #Cash

It's a long way from Graceland across Jordan to the Promised Land, but Jesus finally came to lead him home.
-- Merle Haggard

#Jesus #Home #Land

Back when the country was strong, back before Elvis and before the Vietnam war came along.
-- Merle Haggard

#Country #Strong #War

HAG Records, is a company that I've owned. I've had a couple of gospel releases on it. We developed a pretty good distribution setup there and we do have something to use in case they don't want to sign us.
-- Merle Haggard

#Couple #Records #Want