source: - Hermione Gingold (1958). “The world is square”
Topics: Dog, Loss, Justice, Outward Appearance, Dog Death

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
Topics: Loss, Weight Loss, Wish, Funny Diet
What Americans call cross-ventilation, the English call draughts.
Topics: England, Crosses, Draught, Ventilation
A great city is a great solitude.
source: - Hermione Gingold (1963). “Sirens Should be Seen and Not Heard”
My father dealt in stocks and shares and my mother also had a lot of time on her hands.
source: - Hermione Gingold (1958). “The world is square”
Topics: Money, Needs, Pay, Picture Frames
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
source: - "The Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations" by Ned Sherrin, 1995.
Topics: Tweed, Belief, Contrary To Popular Belief