All MARK TWAIN Quotes about “College”

“Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.”
“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
“All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.”
“College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.”
“All schools, all colleges, have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal, valuable knowledge. The theological knowledge which they conceal cannot justly be regarded as less valuable than that which they reveal. That is, when a man is buying a basket of strawberries it can profit him to know that the bottom half of it is rotten.”
“Learning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.”

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